How about a fun literary game? Start off with a short quote from a famous writer or speaker. Then modify the words in such a way that you end with a different statement. Like the game 'Telephone' except you morph the original statement yourself. Example: ==================================== "Be good and you will be lonesome." ~ Mark Twain
becomes:
"Be lewd and you will be gone soon." ~ Shark Stain ==================================== The only constraints are that it must still make sense and that it must somewhat resemble the original statement, which must also be verifiably real. Have fun!
The first two-and-a-bit lines of lyrics of The Girl from Ipanema, very badly misheard as a surrealist play about old people sex.
Tall and tan and young and lovely, the girl from Ipanema goes walking and when she passes, each one she passes goes - ah When sh(e walks...) Tollund Tannin Jungian Love
Lea: The GILF roam Ippon imagos. Joaquin: "Wenchy," pa says, "itch! One sheep ass is a wench!"